Last night’s dream was long, full-featured, and consisted of several elements I choose not to share in their totality in this venue (you all do remember the self-censoring filters I’ve imposed on what I write here, right?), but the final segment of the dream was delightfully entertaining and I feel safe sharing it with you.
Were I to outline the dream, I’d have to identify three main parts of it: 1.) jogging in downtown Indianapolis; 2.) conversations and interactions had with different people encountered during the aforementioned run, and ; 3.) returning to a fantastically expanded version of the Morris Hotel in San Antonio where I quarter in real-life and did in that silly dream, too.
In the final part of the dream I escorted a guest into The Morris, a guest encountered in an earlier part of the dream who was interested in becoming better acquainted with me, and embarked on a “ten-penny” tour of this joint. I do love this historic hotel, and I don’t mind “showing it off” to folks.
I should add that while I hold what is in my opinion the prime suite of rooms here, there are others that command a higher rent. Those suites on the outside corners of the front of the building, for example, with their great views of some of San Antonio’s most famous landmarks, are considered more valuable than mine, which happens to be right next to the largest laundry room in the hotel, and just a few steps away from the only designated smoking area for the entire building (yes, I smoke, and proudly) and is on the second floor, easily accessible by stairs on those occasions when the elevator is out of service, (much easier to go up and down stairs from my second floor apartment than those on the third or fourth floors, heh). But those on the front corners with the “better” views from their windows have always fascinated me, and form time to time I’ve been tempted to move into one of them.
In my dream…
I escorted my guest up the elevator to my second floor where I noticed a “tour” was in progress. Other guests were being escorted through the hotel. And I noticed that one of the front corner apartments on my floor was being shown. “C’mon, let’s take a look at this,” I told my guest. And we walked into the open apartment. Almost like Doctor Who’s Tardis, this suite of rooms was magically bigger on the inside that it had any realistic right to be. Designated as a two-bedroom suite, the individual rooms were the sizes of gymnasiums, at least.
In one corner room there was not only a spiral staircase leading down to lower levels but another set of stairs leading upwards to a door marked with a glowing exit sign. It could only be opening out onto a penthouse terrace of some kind or other. And the room itself was huge, simply huge.
Hearing voices off in the distance, I took my guest to another part of this suite of rooms where we found a multi-lane bowling alley with games in progress. And I don’t need to tell you how big a room THAT must have been to have a bowling alley in the corner of it!
Interestingly, the tourists who were being guided through the hotel (at least, this group of them; I suspected there were others) had been provided with toys that were occupying most of their attention. These toys were basically pneumatically operated hand-held cups that tossed ping pong balls a short distance up in the air then shut down, allowing the balls to be caught again. And the guests, all of them Japanese, were far more fascinated by these funky little toys than they were by what they were being shown of my hotel.
It was while watching them that my dream ended.



